SO WHAT?

JK: What you doing later ah? V'day eh, fucking no plans, pathetic
S: I am having a Valentine Suicide Party later. Wanna come?
JK: Suicide?
S: Everyone's bringing knives and scapels to cut themselves.
JK: I bring chopper already. I cut you can anot? You cut yourself i cut you also lor.
S: Can! We cut each other. Just come la
JK: OMG KNN i tell you just now i saw 2 guys holding hands. V'day jiu shi V'day. Sibei wu JI
S: KNN last midnight i saw 2 cats cuddling each other. WTF cats also got dates
JK: We humans, we don't have. SIMI LJ, i go date my soft toy already.
S: HAHAHA
JK: Later i go driving suicide alrdy. I gonna ZHAM the acceleration pedal
S: Dun die like tt la, not Glamorous. Want die also must die in a Glamorous way.
JK: So later all die at your house with knives very glamorous la?
S: OF COURSE! We bleed to death. So symbolical of our hearts bleeding because of love can.
JK: That is if later u poke ur heart, not slit ur wrist.
S: -_-

That's Valentine's day for jaded, depressed, lonely people like us who have fallen in and out of love too many times to know that love is nothing but a curse. So enjoy your fairytale while you can because nothing lasts forever.